16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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