And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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