I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Do vagina's smell?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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