I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I FOUND THE LEGS
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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