I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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