How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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