i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
In other news, I just burned my penis
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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