I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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