His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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