he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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