turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Can I color on your dick again?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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