he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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