his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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