I puked a lego.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Randomize