I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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