Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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