I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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