Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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