You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
PANTIES FOUND
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Randomize
