i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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