who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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