I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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