Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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