: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
did you just send me my own nude
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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