He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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