i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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