Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
The struggles of a small town man whore
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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