So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Two words: nipple clamps
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