if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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