Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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