Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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