doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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