I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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