You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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