Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
