he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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