exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Randomize
