Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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