and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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