This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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