so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
When did angry sex become our thing?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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