roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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