reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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