Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
