whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
In America we eat man semen.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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