Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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