I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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