oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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