so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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