So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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