I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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