"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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