i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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