For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i think my mom watched the whole time
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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